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Learn Dutch to talk to my girlfriend’s family.
Learn Spanish with Mum and Dad.
Preparing for post Brexit Britain.
Go bow hunting.
Live off nature for a week.
Be a physical penetration tester.
Get to the north or south pole.
It’s what’s inside that counts.
Research the haunted house I lived in.
Do a week vipassana.
Do ayahuasca in central America.
Go to Wasiwaska.
Walk a mile in a someone else’s shoes.
Be a life drawing model.
Live a month as the opposite sex, fat, disabled, and old.
Say yes for a month.
Hand over total control for a week.
Now I’m a believer.
Live a month according to Christianity.
Live a month according to Hindusim.
Live a month according to Islam.
Live a month according to Buddhism.
It’ll be fine.
Learn to be less ticklish.
Host a water boarding competition.
Host a prison conditions competition.
Host a solitary confinement competition.
Use it or lose it pal.
Solve a rubik's cube in under 30 seconds.
Memorise a deck of cards in <2 minutes.
Win a poker tournament.
Beat a union square chess master.
I was diabolical in school. Second time lucky.
Do investigative journalism on vaccines.
Take an advanced mathematics course.
Reread the philosophy classics.
Learn stunt driving.
Never meet your heroes.
Hang out with Jennifer Cruisie.
Smoke a joint with Joe Rogan.
Read a classic from every country we visit.
Meet my Maker.
A friends and family round, get it?
See every close friend every six months.
Do a time capsule to my future family.
Fulfill a bucket list item for my parents.
Fulfill a bucket list item for my closest friends.
Only an idiot would
Run naked through the streets.
Solve a crime or capture a fugitive.
Get shot in a bulletproof vest.
Get falsely imprisoned.